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PostSubject: LoveDMG's Sms Collection   Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:03 pm

Like a Star @ heaven

SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms,
While VEGETABLES that we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths,
PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE,
Life has its own ways,
Live it up.

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PostSubject: Re: LoveDMG's Sms Collection   Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:47 pm

mujhe aajkal aise sms aate hai Neutral

U r thousnds of meters away 4m me.
Still i'm
watching
ur evry
movements
by 3 diff
channels 1.DISCOVERY 2.NAT. GEOGRAPC 3.ANIMALPLANET Thanks 2 media


Tum din ko raat kahoge
to hum b raat kahenge

Subah ko sham kahoge
hum b sham kahenge Ab pagalo se behes kaun kare.. Kya tum ud sakte ho? Kya sitare tod sakte ho


pathar ko heera banasakte ho?? Nahi na!! Beta sirf shakal bandar jaise hone se koi hanuman nai ban jaata


Mil gaya ,oye hoye mil gaya , balle balle mil gaya , dhinchak dhinchak mil gaya , apna sara kam chod ke fizool ka msg padnewala ek or....... " Bewakuf" mil gaya
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PostSubject: Re: LoveDMG's Sms Collection   Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:43 pm

Cute prayer Child:god:Plz i don't want 3rd world war
God:Y? u luv ur country so much?
Child -No God i am weak in history i can't study another war..:-(:-)..

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Teacher to boy:

1 taraf paisa,
1 taraf dimag

Kya hoga?

boy: paisa

teacher:galat, agar main hoti to dimag leti

boy: jiske pas jo nahi vo wahi leta he

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WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi K baad bhi Mujhe Bahut Pyaar Karoge,
HUSBAND: Sorry yar! Mujhe Malum Nhi Tha Ki Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi


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Santa Sasural Gaya
Uski sasu ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ka sag khilya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge
Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.


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PostSubject: Re: LoveDMG's Sms Collection   Sun May 13, 2012 1:03 am

Modern Style wedding

Pujari: Do u Both Agree to Change Your Facebook Status to MARRIED?

Couple: Yes, we do
Pujari: Vivah sammpan.

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Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.

She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”

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Zindagi mein GirlFriend
banana bhi bahut zaruri hai
pucho kyu?

Kyu ki,

Zindagi mein KHUSHIYAN
hi sab kuch nahi hoti,
tension bhi zaruri hai Razz

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Where do u see MANGOES?

Mango tree?
No

Fruit shop?
No

Maaza?
No

Then?

Ans. Jaha Jaha beautiful woman goes

Piche-Piche
MAN GOES. Wink

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1 Hotel me naye Shaadi Shuda couple ke liye notice likha tha:
Khidki par parde daal kar rakhe,
Aapka Pyaar andha ho sakta hai,
Magar hamara staff nahi.

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PostSubject: Re: LoveDMG's Sms Collection   Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:14 am

Nasha mohabbat ka ho ya sharab ka,
hosh dono mein kho jate hai,
fark sirf itna hai ke sharab sula deti hai,
aur mohabbat rula deti hai.

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Rone se kisi ko kuch haasil nahi hota,
jo bichhad jaye wo sathi nahi hota,
dusro ki to hum mehfil sajate hain,
par humari tanhai mein koi shamil nahi hota.

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Hurting someone who really cares for you
is as easy as throwing stone in the lake

but you don’t know

how deep that stone goes..!!

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Na jane kyun apnone muh mod liya,
kis tarah fir hum se rishta tod liya,
kya itna dil dukha diya mene aap ka,
jo dhire-dhire msg karna bhi chhod diya.

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Being alone usually looks sad to people.
But,
Being alone is better than to have somebody,
Who makes Us Feel Alone.

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Pyar zindgi ko sajane ke liye hai,
zindgi dard badhane ke liye hai,
kash koi to padh pata meri udasi ko,
ye hasta hua chehra to sirf dikhane ke liye hai.

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Achchhi yaadein aap ki aankhon mein tabhi nami laati hai,
Jab aap ko ye ehsaas ho ki aap un yaado ko dubara nahi jee sakte.
Its true.

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Quote :
Pal pal uska saath nibhaate hum,
Ek ishare peh duniya chhor jate hum,
Samundar ke beech mein pohanch kar fareb kiya usne,
Woh kehta to kinare peh hi doob jate hum.

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Truth of my life:
Ye malum hai humein ki bahut chaha hai zamane ne hum ko.

Hum pasnd to sab ko hai..

Magar Afsos,

Sirf zarurat ki tarah.

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