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 Cute Girl's SMS Collection

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Cute Girl
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PostSubject: Re: Cute Girl's SMS Collection   Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:34 pm

Roses r lal,
Sky is neela,
ur (lovedmg) brain is like
khali patila,



Bura maan gaye????
OK



i m born smart wht d hell happen to u

le aur bura maan lo


hehehe js kidding
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PostSubject: Re: Cute Girl's SMS Collection   Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:39 pm

Punjabi student se
ek ladki sadak pe chal rahi hai
isse punjabi mein kya kahengaye????????????????????

student- oh khoto waykho
pataka jaa rahe hai.................
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PostSubject: Re: Cute Girl's SMS Collection   Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:20 pm

Agar question paper tuff lage to
ek lambi saaans lo
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zor se bolo kamieno agar fail he karna hai to exam kyu lete ho????????



smart male+smart nari - affari jari,bevkoof male + smart nari - jeb khali, smart nari+ bevkoof nari - paav bhari, bevkoof male+ bevkoof nari - shaadi


mukesh to anil ambani: i want to kiss ur wife. Anil replied 'OK' but 40 paise per min' Anil's wife shouted n said dnt cheat ur brother Rleance to Relaince free hai na [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

vidai k same dhule ka ph. bsja . Bride ne slaped him. Y????????????????????????????????? uski ringtone the: Dil mein chpakar pyar ka aaram le chale. hum aaj apni maut ka saman le chale


(guyz if u liked thn plzz comment)
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PostSubject: Re: Cute Girl's SMS Collection   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:03 pm

woh v kya din the jab log aapko pagalo ki tarah kisses kiya karte the,
woh v kya din the jab log aapko pagalo ki tarah kisses kiya karte the,
par aapki footi kismat un dino aap huggies mein hua karte the.... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

whn i cry no one c my tears,
whn m worried no one c my pain,
whn m happy no one c my smile,
but, 1 ladki ki saath ghumne jao to
saare dinya dekh lete hai ..... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

court mein pati ne apni patni se talak lene ki liyepucha
n kaha: mein is ki saath khush nahi hu mujhe talak chaye
patni boli.
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. sara muhalla khush hai
bas isse k nakhree hai [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]



tomorrow all skuls, collages n offices r closed
soplz inform all ...
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reason: rosi miss ka kutta mar gaya [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]


Boss: aapki shaadi ho gaye hai?
Santa: haa ji ek ladki se
Boss shadi ladki se he hote hai.
Santa: oooh na jii aisa zaruri nahi
mere bahen ki shaadi ek ladki se hue hai [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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PostSubject: Re: Cute Girl's SMS Collection   Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:01 pm

Ques: Which is teh most confusing day in america??????????





Ans: Father's day







Reason: Most children dnt knw whom to wish that day????
Razz Razz Razz



GF is beauty & wife is duty
GF is Lovely & wife is pagali
GF is wisky & Wife is risky
Gf is rani & wife is pareshaani
GF is mangoo frooy & wife is Kismat footi
Razz Razz


mere dil ko bohot jhatkaa laga
jab mein mandir mein gaye
jab meine 1 ladki ko cigratte peete
dekh liya kasam se mere haath se
wisky ki bottle choot gaye Razz Razz



Father: Tere Result da ki hoya?
Son : Sharma ji na munda fail ho gaya
Father: Tera result da ki hoya?
Son : Gupta ji da bhi munda Fail ho gaya
Father: Kanjar tere result na ki hoya?
Son : Tussi kedi bill gates ho twada munda v fail ho gaya Razz Razz


Ye mat sochna ki hum tumhe yaad nahi karte
yaad to bohot karte hai
but jab tumhari bohot yaad aate hai to bas
Jal Tu Jaalaal tu ka jaap kar lete hai Razz Razz





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